Cringle's Sooty End25th of December and Santa is out, Packs all the toys with a 'Ho Ho Ho' shout, Gathers all the reindeer and takes to the reins, Picks up his list and starts to check names, He takes to the sky in a starry delight, Now in motion of his around the world flight, Peru, Hong Kong, Boston and Nice, Guzzling the offerings, becoming obese, Giving presents to every girl, every boy, Filling their hearts with masses of joy, He came to a house, landed on top, Got out of his sleigh with a jolly old hop, Grabbed his sack and saw the fire dimly, Trotted in the snow and leapt downCringle's Sooty End
Routine Bites HardSaluting to attention, Standing in a line, Your friend get's crushed infront of you, But everything is fine. Learn to keep your emotions, and feelings to yourself, Put your honour and your pride, Back up on the shelf. You belong to them now, your putty in their hands, Chew your food, march your steps, Meet with their demands. One for all and all for one in your new found life, Victory is your mother, Teamwork is your wife. When under attack you have to stick together, Like Musketeers, peas in a pod, Or like birds of a feather. Marching down the trail oneRoutine Bites Hard
BB Wolfy's Murderous RampageThere once lived three piggies, named Dianne Dom and Dick, They each lived in a house made of straw twigs and brick, They contacted each other through phone calls and mail, They gathered every Friday to merrily drink ale, The pigs had a neighbour who had something in store, For the three little pigs as he knocked on Dom’s door, He knock knock knocked and waited for a reply, As he saw a glass projection of a little piggy eye, "Hello little pig of this fine house of straw, Please can I have a plaster for this cut on my paw?" "No Mr. Wolf I know what your up to so before you begin,BB Wolfy's Murderous Rampage
English RoseMy love for her could be described as the view from a vessel out in the ocean...English Rose
Never ending.
Her eyes are like a labyrinth, captivating me, Wanting to explore deeper and deeper into her soul. Her skin and completion like a painting, Elegantly created to match perfection. Her body, like a beautiful glass vase, In impeccable condition, no chips to be seen, Just Wonderful, Fragile, And pleasing to the eye.
Her nature is kind, out for others rather than herself, a true diamond of a human in this rough, harsh and cruel excuse for a world.
I often
I'm Back... I'm Back.
Artistic
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His thoughts like a hundred moths
Trapped in a lampshade.
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Cool deviant & Beautiful poems
Bye
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2% of the pot doesn't or hasn't tried smoking teenage population. If you're one of the 98% who has, copy & signature this in your paste.
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2% of the pot doesn't or hasn't tried smoking teenage population. If you're one of the 98% who has, copy & signature this in your paste.
May your New Year be filled with Light, Love and Laughter!
Merry Christmas, sweetie!!
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Prints | Writing | Stock | Crafts
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Commission Me!
Spread the key holding frog attacking maddness around! Pick 4 of yer buddehs and paste this message on their userpage!
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can frog attack the person who frog attacked you!
2- You can't frog attack the same person!
3- You -MUST- frog attack 4 people! If you don't you're a terrible person and I shall take your soul, put it in a blender and feed it to Melvin... he's a hamster.
4- This must be put on their userpage! Nowhere else! So NO ANAL POSTING! Sicko's *pfft*
5- You must actually like the person to frog attack them!
Remember the person who frog attacked you likes you and your work! So you must frog attack a person you like as well!
*this weird crazy frog who likes laughing and has the one key to open all the doors to mordor(and the windows) has been unleashed upon DA by: ~~McAdam you should all visit him as he... well he is fun and nice and great *yaaaay shameless self promotion!*
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His thoughts like a hundred moths
Trapped in a lampshade.
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why does it laugh anyway?.... i mean.... what's so funny...?
is it the way agent smith says mordor?
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sometimes i speak.... and that's a bad thing
don't talk to me, i might bite your legs off
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